August 15, 2010 (I was 65)
Overall
I have no bitches about my britches
I go to Bermuda in my shorts
Capri in my pants
I deer hunt in my buckskins
prance with buffoons in pantaloons
I embrace a waist in hip huggers
spelunk for guano in dungarees
dodge the bull in toreadors and
prod for bivalves in my clam diggers
When smoking weeds in my tweeds
I may be lax in my slacks
but never loose in my tights
in my pedal pushers on my bike
Ever stretching in my sweat pants
and sweating in my stretch pants
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