March 8, 2008 (I was 63)
more from The Litanies of Mistrust
Never Trust Jesus:
to admire your car
to love your friends
to despise your enemies
to not spoil the child
to fear your old man
Never Trust Jesus:
to approve of an unconsidered life
to authorize a version of The New Testament
to congratulate the most clever hypocrisy
to honk at a car with a fish on the bumper
to fold when he holds a trey
to allow your dirty feet
Never Trust Jesus:
to expect you to be anything but a sheep
to take the advice of Bo Peep
to speak clearly about sheep
to starve the ravens
to work harder than a lily
to not abuse your swine
Never Trust Jesus:
to join the Foreign Legion
to join the American Legion
to join the Legion of Decency
to say I am Legion
to say incense in the morning smells like
victory
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